Hellphone

Heeey!

First thing first, like I said in the previous post that I will share the photos of my activity at SMPIT Aulady which is sharing, 

but, 

Unfortunately, my phone (which has the photos) is currently under maintenance. It has been always like that : My phone breaks every time I really do not want him to break. I should more call him hellphone instead of cellphone...

That is, why, this post will discuss how I hate my hellphone.

---How Much Gian Hate his Phone---

Very much.

Like, every time I wake up, I always look for him, I really care about him. Even though I already set alarm on him every 4a.m, I usually wake up earlier just to open the alarm app and say,

"It's okay babe, you don't have to wake me up, you can sleep for now and I'll wake you up around 6a.m"

I always expect answers like "Thank you honey" or "Thanks for not tickling my snooze button, you'll always be my honey".

:')

but things just go different. he always replies me with "You got a message from facebook.com"

or sometimes, "Your book order shipping from amazon.com is delayed".

***

"Enough! listen, I don't give a shit about facebook.com or amazon.com, I just want to be with you! your my phone, we work together as one, are you even listening to me?"

*tenong* *you got a message from facebook.com*

"Please, honey, don't make me throw you again. I need you to call my friends and my fami-"

*tenong* *tenong* *you got a message from facebook.com*

"So, fine then, we are done. No more of gian-and-his-phone.  you can search for another human being that will take of you better than I do. just forget all about us and what we've done. I know I will miss you a lot in the future, but we're done. I hope you can-"

*tenong*

"AAARGH!!"