10.7.14

A Simple Logic


Heeey!

I'll tell you something that will, at least, affect your lunatic lifestyle.


Consider it or not : Nowadays, how many books you read a week will change someone's perception about you, more than how many photos you upload to social media will ever does.



However, you can also disagree to the statement above, of course.
(if you do, you can send to my email about why, and we can have fun debating hahah :D)


Well, sadly enough, because this article is supposed to discuss about how (most) teenagers in this era are talented enough to change their social media's profile pict rapidly in a day. For article that discusses about books, perhaps I can go for it later...





I mean.. hell why?

posting many photos or changing your ava in social medias many times does not really crack up someone's (probably your crush) view about you. They won't possibly be like, 

"O shit she changed her profile pict into her photo of her tongue, licking her chin! maybe her father is a molecular biology professor and she must be an intelligent chin-licking chick..."

Impossible! 

Let's do the math. 
Taking camera from the bag or phone from our pocket costs 2 seconds. 
Turning it on costs 3 seconds. 
Searching for good position to take photo costs 5. 
Looking after the photo costs 5. 
Realizing how good or bad the photo was costs 10 (cancelling and taking again the photo is included)
Posting it or setting it as profile pict costs 10.
In total we have 35 seconds....

It's at least 35 seconds! AT, freaking, LEAST!
Come on guys, I don't think nowadays teenagers can analyze how good or bad their photo was for only 10 seconds-______-

PS : 35 seconds = 0.583... minutes


Right now I don't really care about someone else's opinion, but, I do think that a young lady who constantly post photos of her selfie every freaking 15 seconds of her valuable life, sucks. (this also applies for young males, worse). Think about it. we can spend our free time doing something else worth to spend our time for! Example :

1. Instead of #SELFIE time, we can do #DRINKIE time. Drinkie time is a range of time where you can drink anything you want to drink! you can make fresh juices or smoothies or even just pour a cup of fresh mineral water to drink for. Your stomach, or at least your tongue and lips will give you such appreciation of their master's splendid concern about their moisture...

2. Do some physics. No, not physics like physical activities or PE or something. it's just pure physics! I mean, come on guys, we have to know how earth can pull our underwear when it's too loose, or how trampoline can throw our little sister away a distance from the center of the earth.

3. Play Sudoku. Although it might waste your time if you play it for hours, but try to solve the advanced level of sudoku can help your brain to stretch up for a while.

4. Realizing of how small your biceps are. This is important for your future. a big-armed employee kind of look sexier. 

5. Do some workouts for your biceps. the previous tips was just realizing, not working them out.

6. Spend time with your lovely family. I know this sounds mainstream and ostentatious, but spending a worth five seconds to kiss your mother on her cheeks or hug your father after he arrived home, or even just sharing your unlucky day with your little sister, those activities turned out to to be much greater than staring at camera for nothing...


My lovely folks, we can all together quote, that, time is money. So please, use it for good. I know that captain hook has only one real foot, and the stars in the sky look like morning cereal, and a facial tissue becomes hopeless when we flush it with apple juice. But please, use your time for good. I beg you...


See ya in the next post :)









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