Hellphone

Heeey!

First thing first, like I said in the previous post that I will share the photos of my activity at SMPIT Aulady which is sharing, 

but, 

Unfortunately, my phone (which has the photos) is currently under maintenance. It has been always like that : My phone breaks every time I really do not want him to break. I should more call him hellphone instead of cellphone...

That is, why, this post will discuss how I hate my hellphone.

---How Much Gian Hate his Phone---

Very much.

Like, every time I wake up, I always look for him, I really care about him. Even though I already set alarm on him every 4a.m, I usually wake up earlier just to open the alarm app and say,

"It's okay babe, you don't have to wake me up, you can sleep for now and I'll wake you up around 6a.m"

I always expect answers like "Thank you honey" or "Thanks for not tickling my snooze button, you'll always be my honey".

:')

but things just go different. he always replies me with "You got a message from facebook.com"

or sometimes, "Your book order shipping from amazon.com is delayed".

***

"Enough! listen, I don't give a shit about facebook.com or amazon.com, I just want to be with you! your my phone, we work together as one, are you even listening to me?"

*tenong* *you got a message from facebook.com*

"Please, honey, don't make me throw you again. I need you to call my friends and my fami-"

*tenong* *tenong* *you got a message from facebook.com*

"So, fine then, we are done. No more of gian-and-his-phone.  you can search for another human being that will take of you better than I do. just forget all about us and what we've done. I know I will miss you a lot in the future, but we're done. I hope you can-"

*tenong*

"AAARGH!!"

Notice(?)

Hey,


So, I haven't post anything for like 4 days. Probably because the two previous posts made me kind of bored to make a new one. But nevermind, worry no more for I'm writing this post! 

*confetti*

Oh yeah, and, tomorrow, I'm going to have a sharing at SMP Aulady IT, like, giving material about abroad study life and hacks.. So, wish me luck (hahah), and, I'll post the photos and other shits maybe a day after or two.

Lazily, that's it for this post. Thank you, and, keep living!

A Touch of Wisdom

When there existed the word "Wealthy"

another words "Poor", "Miserable", and "Needy" followed up. 

A bunch of other names invented, another bunch of the opposite names 

depressingly followed up as well.

Sometimes most people just say,

 "Well, I worked my ass of for this money, why should I share?"

While some others moaned,

"How can I work without a penny for my pathetic breakfast?"

A little boy came out from his dusty house,

and realized

"Why fathers slam their bone for money,

 and use the money to cure themselves for working hard?"

"Why mothers sit in their living room, counting some numbered-little-papers called money,

and they just complain, for they need more papers to count?"

"Frankly, we can live happy without desire!",

said the black-cloaked wise man behind the mirror

"But, how? Please tell me, dear wise man!",

begged the young worker next door

The wise man took his cigarette, and burnt it with his lighter

Suddenly, a cloud full of smoke blew out the whole room

"Perish! Perish out to your heaven of precious machines and factories!"

shouted the wise man

"Pray for your gold, and try to live no more!"

The wise man slammed the door as the crowd danced in tears